10 Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend (If You Want Him To Run)
by Eddie Corbano
Women are constantly testing us.
It’s a fact.
They do it not because they consciously want to – they do it because nature forces them to do so. It’s hardwired in their brains since Early Man. Nature has made sure that the only children to survive are the healthy and strong, to ensure the overall survival of the tribe.
So women have to be extremely picky. Even today. Especially today.
By the way, we men are “brain wired” too when it comes to selection for mating. Why do you think that we prefer large breasts?
Most women have cultivated a deceitful detection system that can spot freaks and wackos. Some have taken this to a level of perfection. They smell if the wrong man is around them.
What is their secret weapon, their scanner for unworthy sperm donors, you might ask?
They use questions (among other things).
The best of them are asking questions, all of which you NEVER would have guessed as to what’s really behind them. They are masters of love-profiling. If you make it through their test, you really are the “King of the Cave”.
But sometimes you will encounter women who are, let’s say it carefully, not so skillful when it comes to choosing the right questions to ask. Their questions, although having an honorable intent, unfortunately have the effect to scare the men away, or even to make them run as fast as they can.
Not quite the outcome nature has hoped for.
I’ve compiled a list of all the best of the worst questions to ask your boyfriend for your amusement and determent. Ask them, and you will see him run (if not, then you’d better run!).
So, here they are:
The Top 10 List of the Questions to ask your Boyfriend (if you want him to run)
10. Do you like my bottom?
This is a classic. Who has not heard this question in his relationship at least once?
A very attractive woman once said to me: “If we ask you how big our bottom is, you’d better tell the truth. If we ask how big another women’s bottom is, you’d better lie”.
You could get in trouble with a wrong answer.
9. Would you like to go shopping with me?
Uhh, this hurts. Going shopping with a woman is always pain.
The trick is to find the perfect middle between, “this dress looks perfect on you”, and “buy this if you want to go hooking”.
8. Do you mind if your best friend joins us in bed?
No comment here.
7. If we were a Hollywood movie-couple, who would we be?
This is a question only a woman can think out.
The answer on this one? You better find a good one. I’d say “Beauty and the Beast”. Leave open who the beast is.
6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend before?
Trick question.
This answer to this one is of course “Me? I would rather die!”
5. What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates and all are famished?
Yeah, of course: “one must feed the hungry”.
4. How many people have you had sex with before me?
Don’t mention that you’ve been in the Playboy-Mansion before.
We all know what happened to Don Juan DeMarco
Don’t do it!
3. Can you explain to me how to handle a [complicated technical device]?
Have the patience to explain or send her to an electronic store. Choose wisely.
2. Will we be together forever and marry one day?
I was asked this once after 2 months in a relationship. Man, I didn’t know that I could run so fast.
And the Number 1 of the questions to ask your boyfriend is:
1. Would you tattoo my name on your upper arm?
That’s it. The worst questions to ask your boyfriend.
If you as a girl have asked one of these questions before, I would suggest that you train your skill a bit more. These are absolute no-nos. There are plenty of questions you can ask without scaring your boyfriend away.
As for you guys, in another article I will teach you how to handle and react best to these annoying testing-questions.
Until then, weigh up every answer. A wrong one could get you into deep… trouble.
Your friend,
Eddie 
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Eddie Corbano is a breakup-coach, relationship-advisor and founder of LovesAGame. He suffered from a devastating break up in 1998. Since then, he dedicated his life to helping others getting the best of this existential experience. The overcoming of a break up is an important step to autonomy and independency. Eddie Corbano developed some new coaching programs, which focus on evolving inner strength and the power to set and reach any personal goal. (Article written on January 28th, 2008)
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Hey Eddie,
I just came across your website and I think its fantastic! There is so much good content on here, im clicking on so many things like a mad woman! LoL
Neways in regards to these 10 questions that a chick shouldn’t ask. I think that you are pretty spot on.
Some questions that I would add to the list swell would be
Where do you think this is going?
Do you love me?
Don’t you want to get married, have 2.5 kids and settle down with me?
Who do you think is better looking .. me or (some other random chick?)
I think the point that im trying to make here, is that the one thing that turns any guy off is a needy and clingy chick.
From what I can tell, guys really like to be in relationships with girls where they don’t feel like they are being pressured to act a certain way, to commit to certain things and do things that they don’t want to do.
They like to believe that they have control over their own life and how the relationship is progressing.
The worse thing a chick can do, is come across as controlling and insecure.
But its ok, because there are way to tackle these insecurities. Its sometimes natural to want to get your man and hold onto him for dear life.
But its also at these times, where we really need to focus on our selves and remember to do something that makes US happy and that makes US fulfilled.
Girls these days need to stop thinking that some guy will make them happy and make them fulfilled. That’s not your partners responsibility.
That’s your own ….
Hot Alpha Female
http://www.hotalphafemale.blogspot.com
Hey HAC, thanks for the kind words and for commenting.
Yes, these questions are founded in insecurities, it’s important to realize that.
Guys should really address them playfully with joking, never give a direct answer.
Eddie
Ok, so great to know that i just screwed it up with a couple of those “run away” questions – listed by HAF. I did ask “Where do you think it’s going” and “Do you believe in our future” – and that’s when my boyfriend got really distant and thoughtful, and finally said he wants more space and he is tired… But guys and gals, listen, shouldn’t a couple have an honest talk about their future, after being in a relationship for 4 years? If you don’t ask these questions, how can you make sure YOUR needs are respected? Yes, you can communicate with your boyfriend “indirectly”, but you can’t do that ALL the time!
wow these are awesome questions some were very disturbing in my opinion but for the most part i loved them
now i have many questions to ask my bf when he makes me ask questions cuz his lazy butt is to lazy to talk…haha
thanx
lol nice questions, but I asked the #1 question to my bf and he didnt mind, he said yea.
he evens brings up marriage and kids sometimes, :S odd boy he is, but i love him hahaha =D
Have you ever done something embarassing in front of your girlfriend?
Is cheating on your girlfriend ever OK??
Would you be unfaithful if you knew your girl would never find out?
Would you let your girlfriend take naked pictures of you ? How about a sex video?
Have you ever rented an X-rated movie?
Do you own any porn magazines? Can I see them?
Have you ever sent a naughty text message that backfired on you?
Have you ever gotten it on in a car?
Have you ever scratched down there when you thought no one was looking?
Have you ever regretted a hookup ?
Have you ever had phone sex?
Do you believe there is one soul mate out there for you?
How long did it take you to get over your last ex-girlfriend?
How many sexual partners have you had?
How important is religion/ethics to you?
Do you have any STDs?
Do you use drugs?
How much TV do you watch?
Have you every shoplifted?
Do you drink while driving?
Have you ever driven a car while drunk ?
Have you ever committed a crime?
@lalala -
Good questions, my favorite is: “Do you own any porn magazines? Can I see them?”
Very nice article. These questions were interesting to read and to see how you had responded to them. It does seem true that like 90% of all guys have this way of thinking, and I agree they would probably get a bit uncomfortable or confused when being asked these types of questions by their significant other.
I’d however like to boast (in the most humble way I possibly can) about how my boyfriend is one of the few 10% whose personalities are completely contrary to the theme of this article. I read these questions to him, and he laughed it off good. All of these questions he could answer without hesitation and with openness, with honesty, and surprisingly, all of his responses were to my favor, not because he knew I wanted to hear it, but because it was truly what he thought.
People say guys don’t like to feel like they’re being interrogated with strange questions like these.
I’m happy that my guy is someone who is open about anything he talks about. In fact, he was the one who told me today to look up “questions to ask your boyfriend,” just for fun while we were talking on the phone, so that I could learn more about what he’s like.
I know the point to this article was to help readers see something completely different as to what I’m saying, but I still thank you so much for helping me further realize how lucky I am for encountering a man like the one I have today.
My apologies if this comment has total irrelevance and does not belong here, and also if it may have offended anyone by some chance. I just want to express to the public how lucky I am and how my boyfriend is the perfect one for me. It took me a long time to find him and I want to be able to say this for once. Every girl can find who they are looking for if they are patient and take effort into it.
@Satisfaction -
Thank you for commenting.
I tried to accomplish two things with this article:
1. to make you smile
2. to help you distinguish good questions from bad ones
Eddie
hahahahahahahah! I asked these questions to my bff bout his gf and he got nervous even tho she wasnt there! lol
haha!
Depesite all these questins…one is still left out….
Do you think I am better looking than your ex?
Good one, Riette
@Mimi –
he may be lieing to you don’t fall for that
girl
hey eddie i just done reading all those questions to never ask ur bf. googd thing i never asked any of these questions. but i had to break up with my boyfriend because i found out he was cheating on me. well it was more like i was the other woman. and we talked about our breakeup. he was more opened about than i thought, but when we talked to his other gf and were trying to talk about it it turned out that she was cheating on him too. i was the one who didnt cheat. it makes me feel more honest then them. do you think that i was more loyal then the way they were treating eachother? thaks for the 10 questions to never ask a guy. : )
@Satisfaction – i agree with you completely. in my case, he was the one to bring up marriage and say he’d like to marry me one day. he was the one to say he wanted kids when he was older. in the end, him bringing this up made me feel like i could be open with him about our future, and now we both feel like we’re at the same place, since we know we can talk about where it’s going and how our lives could work out without scaring each other off.