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Women are constantly testing us.
It’s a fact.
They do it not because they consciously want to - they do it because nature forces them to do so. It’s hardwired in their brains since Early Man. Nature has made sure that the only children to survive are the healthy and strong, to ensure the overall survival of the tribe.
So women have to be extremely picky. Even today. Especially today.
By the way, we men are “brain wired” too when it comes to selection for mating. Why do you think that we prefer large breasts?
Most women have cultivated a deceitful detection system that can spot freaks and wackos. Some have taken this to a level of perfection. They smell if the wrong man is around them.
What is their secret weapon, their scanner for unworthy sperm donors, you might ask?
They use questions (among other things).
The best of them are asking questions, all of which you NEVER would have guessed as to what’s really behind them. They are masters of love-profiling. If you make it through their test, you really are the “King of the Cave”.
But sometimes you will encounter women who are, let’s say it carefully, not so skillful when it comes to choosing the right questions to ask. Their questions, although having an honorable intent, unfortunately have the effect to scare the men away, or even to make them run as fast as they can.
Not quite the outcome nature has hoped for.
I’ve compiled a list of all the best of the worst questions to ask your boyfriend for your amusement and determent. Ask them, and you will see him run (if not, then you’d better run!).
So, here they are:
The Top 10 List of the Questions to ask your Boyfriend (if you want him to run)
10. Do you like my bottom?
This is a classic. Who has not heard this question in his relationship at least once?
A very attractive woman once said to me: “If we ask you how big our bottom is, you’d better tell the truth. If we ask how big another women’s bottom is, you’d better lie”.
You could get in trouble with a wrong answer.
9. Would you like to go shopping with me?
Uhh, this hurts. Going shopping with a woman is always pain.
The trick is to find the perfect middle between, “this dress looks perfect on you”, and “buy this if you want to go hooking”.
8. Do you mind if your best friend joins us in bed?
No comment here.
7. If we were a Hollywood movie-couple, who would we be?
This is a question only a woman can think out.
The answer on this one? You better find a good one. I’d say “Beauty and the Beast”. Leave open who the beast is.
6. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend before?
Trick question.
This answer to this one is of course “Me? I would rather die!”
5. What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates and all are famished?
Yeah, of course: “one must feed the hungry”.
4. How many people have you had sex with before me?
Don’t mention that you’ve been in the Playboy-Mansion before.
We all know what happened to Don Juan DeMarco
Don’t do it!
3. Can you explain to me how to handle a [complicated technical device]?
Have the patience to explain or send her to an electronic store. Choose wisely.
2. Will we be together forever and marry one day?
I was asked this once after 2 months in a relationship. Man, I didn’t know that I could run so fast.
And the Number 1 of the questions to ask your boyfriend is:
1. Would you tattoo my name on your upper arm?
That’s it. The worst questions to ask your boyfriend.
If you as a girl have asked one of these questions before, I would suggest that you train your skill a bit more. These are absolute no-nos. There are plenty of questions you can ask without scaring your boyfriend away.
As for you guys, in another article I will teach you how to handle and react best to these annoying testing-questions.
Until then, weigh up every answer. A wrong one could get you into deep… trouble.
Your friend,
Eddie 
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Maria Agabalyan // Feb 12, 2008 at 3:31 am
Thank you for the break up advice.
2 Hot Alpha Female // Feb 29, 2008 at 9:22 am
Hey Eddie,
I just came across your website and I think its fantastic! There is so much good content on here, im clicking on so many things like a mad woman! LoL
Neways in regards to these 10 questions that a chick shouldn’t ask. I think that you are pretty spot on.
Some questions that I would add to the list swell would be
Where do you think this is going?
Do you love me?
Don’t you want to get married, have 2.5 kids and settle down with me?
Who do you think is better looking .. me or (some other random chick?)
I think the point that im trying to make here, is that the one thing that turns any guy off is a needy and clingy chick.
From what I can tell, guys really like to be in relationships with girls where they don’t feel like they are being pressured to act a certain way, to commit to certain things and do things that they don’t want to do.
They like to believe that they have control over their own life and how the relationship is progressing.
The worse thing a chick can do, is come across as controlling and insecure.
But its ok, because there are way to tackle these insecurities. Its sometimes natural to want to get your man and hold onto him for dear life.
But its also at these times, where we really need to focus on our selves and remember to do something that makes US happy and that makes US fulfilled.
Girls these days need to stop thinking that some guy will make them happy and make them fulfilled. That’s not your partners responsibility.
That’s your own ….
Hot Alpha Female
http://www.hotalphafemale.blogspot.com
3 Eddie Corbano // Mar 3, 2008 at 7:36 am
Hey HAC, thanks for the kind words and for commenting.
Yes, these questions are founded in insecurities, it’s important to realize that.
Guys should really address them playfully with joking, never give a direct answer.
Eddie
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