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11 Worst Corny Pick Up Lines Ever

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corny pick up linesNearly everybody I know is talking about pick-up lines. Seemingly the main ingredient in dating and approaching the other sex for generations.

Did you know that there is one magical pick-up line, so powerful, so hypnotic, that the person hearing it immediately falls in love with you?

Really?

No! Sorry to disappoint you.

The effect of openers is the most overestimated and misinterpreted thing in the history of seduction and dating.

Unfortunately, people really believe that they can overcome their shyness and inexperience with women with one single, magical line. They only have to deliver it somehow, and the door to paradise opens for them. Is this funny or tragic?

In order to find this holy line, people take desperate measures.

They try all sorts of lines, baseless compliments and sexual innuendo – anything you can imagine.

Like a girl would ever say to them, “Wow, that’s disgusting, but here’s my number anyway, ’cause you’re stupid but cute”.

So, these sorts of openers will never work. Because they deliver only one message – I’m afraid of you, so I’m playing games to hide.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I strongly believe, (and I’m not the only one), that with the right attitude, mindset and body language, you can literally say ANYTHING and be successful.

Guys, have you ever crashed and burned approaching a woman with a stupid line?

I, for one, have. A long time ago.

It’s not pleasant, but it’s a strong lesson.

Gals, I know you ask yourself why men are taking such desperate measures? The answer is simple – because they don’t know any better.

So, now that you know what I’m talking about, and as a warning for you how not to do it, (not unless you want to have a good laugh), here are the 11 worst corny pick-up lines ever – enjoy!

1. Come here often?

An absolutely classic and uninspired line. I bet the most often used one.

2. Can I buy you a drink?

I had to mention this one. Hopeless, and yet another classic. Sad.

3. Your legs must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

This is actually funny. You might even get lucky with this one.

4. Are you a surgeon? Cause you just took my heart away!

Cheesy.

5. When God made you, he was showing off.

No comment on that.

6. You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

You might get in trouble for that.

7. Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?

You might get your cheeks pinched for that.

8. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Pay the drink.

9. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

You belong in jail.

10. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?

Lie.

11. Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

Terrible, isn’t it?

I just wanted to show you how it’s done wrong, and prepare you for one of my next groundbreaking articles on how to do it the right way. You will learn the only two lines you will ever need here: The 2 Best Pick Up Lines Ever.

Stay tuned.

Oh, and by the way, “do you come here often?”.

Your friend,
Eddie Corbano

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15 Responses to 11 Worst Corny Pick Up Lines Ever

  1. Dani June 27, 2007 at 8:09 am #

    hahaha.. i love it especially no. 10… or should i change to blog instead of diary.. I write about lonely.. may be we can exchange thought sometimes.. found your blog through blogcatalog

  2. Eddie Corbano July 2, 2007 at 7:11 am #

    Hi Dani, thank you for commenting.

    My favorite is definitely no. 9. Come here often? ;)

  3. Dani July 3, 2007 at 3:20 pm #

    sure, i will..

  4. nicole October 11, 2007 at 1:58 am #

    those are cute they aren’t actually meant to pick up chicks or dicks, they are there for many different things, you just need to be open minded and enjoy the little chocolates in life!!!

  5. arryn January 18, 2008 at 12:34 am #

    i like pickup lines, they’re funny.

    my favorite is:

    “sorry, but i’ve never been with a supermodel”
    i think its sweet.

  6. deray March 22, 2008 at 7:17 pm #

    this is one of my own:

    are you wearing space pants cuz that booty is out of this world

  7. Matt July 6, 2008 at 3:45 pm #

    Try this…Walk up to a girl holding a flower & tell her that you “Wanted to show the flower what true beauty really looks like”

  8. Rhon August 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm #

    Can I put a pick up lines here??

    I can’t Read your mind coz I’am Blind

  9. scuba steve September 17, 2008 at 9:46 pm #

    Whaaaat? These are total classics! works every time for me ;]

  10. Vix October 28, 2008 at 4:03 pm #

    Wow…these are funny!

    My favourite one?

    Man – “Have any irish/canadian/morroccan etc in you?”
    Woman – “No”
    Man – “Would you like some?”

    If she answers yes:

    Man – “Want some more?”

    Terrible huh? XD

    x

  11. KRS July 28, 2009 at 10:06 pm #

    8. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
    Is deff my fave out of this “worst” lines..should not be put in here on worst lines:)
    imo this will make a normal girl laugh a bit and be the req thing to just start talking..
    i think that any girl who doesn’t smile on this one..is either: with someone else there where you are..you say it terribly wrong…she’s a freak or you my man…are ugly as f**k :P
    have fun exploring this specimen called ” women”

  12. i got a man March 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm #

    wow these are bad pick up lines try one lke can i get to know u betta if she say yes take her somewhere where yall are sittin and gettin to know each otha *dont force her to like u becuz she wont*

  13. Slinky951 November 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm #

    Q.do you work at subway??
    A.because you just gave me a foot long

  14. Miligim May 30, 2011 at 3:53 am #

    another one is

    do you believe in love at first sight, or do i need to walk by agian?

    or

    it seems i have lost my number, can i barrow yours?
    (or the dirty version of this on is: it seems i have lost my verginity, can i take yours?)

  15. Anonymous July 9, 2012 at 8:23 pm #

    My friends said I couldn’t pick up the prettiest girl in the bar – want to spend their money on some drinks?

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