corny pick up linesNearly everybody I know is talking about pick-up lines. Seemingly the main ingredient in dating and approaching the other sex for generations.

Did you know that there is one magical pick-up line, so powerful, so hypnotic, that the person hearing it immediately falls in love with you?


No! Sorry to disappoint you.

The effect of openers is the most overestimated and misinterpreted thing in the history of seduction and dating.

Unfortunately, people really believe that they can overcome their shyness and inexperience with women with one single, magical line. They only have to deliver it somehow, and the door to paradise opens for them. Is this funny or tragic?

In order to find this holy line, people take desperate measures.

They try all sorts of lines, baseless compliments and sexual innuendo – anything you can imagine.

Like a girl would ever say to them, “Wow, that's disgusting, but here's my number anyway, 'cause you're stupid but cute”.

So, these sorts of openers will never work. Because they deliver only one message – I'm afraid of you, so I'm playing games to hide.

ON THE OTHER HAND, I strongly believe, (and I’m not the only one), that with the right attitude, mindset and body language, you can literally say ANYTHING and be successful.

Guys, have you ever crashed and burned approaching a woman with a stupid line?

I, for one, have. A long time ago.

It's not pleasant, but it's a strong lesson.

Gals, I know you ask yourself why men are taking such desperate measures? The answer is simple – because they don’t know any better.

So, now that you know what I'm talking about, and as a warning for you how not to do it, (not unless you want to have a good laugh), here are the 11 worst corny pick-up lines ever – enjoy!

1. Come here often?

An absolutely classic and uninspired line. I bet the most often used one.

2. Can I buy you a drink?

I had to mention this one. Hopeless, and yet another classic. Sad.

3. Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

This is actually funny. You might even get lucky with this one.

4. Are you a surgeon? Cause you just took my heart away!


5. When God made you, he was showing off.

No comment on that.

6. You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.

You might get in trouble for that.

7. Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?

You might get your cheeks pinched for that.

8. Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Pay the drink.

9. Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

You belong in jail.

10. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary?


11. Can I borrow a quarter? I promised my mom I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.

Terrible, isn't it?

I just wanted to show you how it's done wrong, and prepare you for one of my next groundbreaking articles on how to do it the right way. You will learn the only two lines you will ever need here: The 2 Best Pick Up Lines Ever.

Stay tuned.

Oh, and by the way, “do you come here often?”.

Your friend,
Eddie Corbano